Premature Package T-Shirt

Why did the Christmas tree get blocked after the first date?

Its package came up way too early.

For anyone who likes their holiday humor with a little innuendo, a little dating trauma, and absolutely no interest in pretending Christmas is wholesome.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) feel

- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline

- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smoother look

- Ribbed collar with seam and shoulder tape to help retain shape

- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors